I am very proud of the fact that I have such a cool dad… Cos hes the KICK ASS Gynaecologist(a doctor who handles woman related sickness,pregnancy and childbirth).

I came back home after work. It was during dinner… my dad was trying to teach me about how to think straight and logical… heres when he started to cerita about his kick ass experience.

There was this husband of his patient. He wanted to go inside the labour room(the place where the baby comes into the world from the mothers womb) to see his child’s birth. Im not too sure about the details. But somehow… he was not allowed to get inside. And he wasn’t very happy about it.

So this fellow was being a bit kurang ajar. The man spoke good english and he sounded quite educated. Quite a young punk in his late 20s approaching 30. But of all things… he asked the most stupid question in the world. He asked my dad with a raised tone… " EH DOCTOR… I WANT TO GO INSIDE LA… I SCARED THAT THEY CHANGE MY BABY WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S BABY !!! "

Without showing constraint… my dad did the stuff he does best… Teaching young punks moral lesson… the hard way.

My dad replied

" Look here… Im dun give a damn about ur money… The main reason you want to go inside is because you love your child and you want to witness it… right? Why are you making yourself look STUPID by saying that we are going to change your baby with someone else??? "

"What are the chances of this event happening? in a million probably once? throughout the history of this hospital… is it common? never once happened… "

"If you don’t trust this hospital… then why are you here in the first place? go to another hospital then. What makes you think it can’t happen in another hospital?? "

"In the first place… why does anybody want to do this ONLY to your child?… unless youve done something bad to me… why should i want to do this to you? People don’t suddenly come to hit you while you are walking on the streets unless you are Yong sui(damn ugly)… What do i gain from doing this to you? "

"You are not thinking straight… and as an educated person I must say you have a very funny way of thinking… "

As the Kick-Ass-Gynaecologist did his spanking… the patients husband could only keep his mouth shut and utter no more words. Ever since then… never heard the patients husband speaking a word to the Kick-Ass-Gynaecologist. Usually patients would ask him for discount on medical fees. But for this case… no ask… mah dun give loh. kekeke…

And my dad proudly bragged to me… dengan bangga-nya… "At least i get to do the world some good by educating these young people who talks without passing through their heads…"

So young people… dun mess up with experienced people. Think before you talk. Show some respect… You don’t want to get KICKED-ASS for this extra education!!!